Oh...and Welcome

Welcome to my blog. These are my random thoughts about all things Philly, Sports, and normal BS. I like to rant and Rave like a drunk old man, so if your easily offended...kick rocks. Feel free to add comments, tell me to shut the eff up, or just add your own opinion, which by the way, means shit to me. I appreciate you stopping by and if you really do get offended e-mail me at RemaxRob81@yahoo.com and I will write you back to tell you what I think of you. Also stop in weekly for our Hottie of the Week! I will be showcasing Nationall and local talent that I see around the town and hopefully I can get laid from it. So if you know a hot female athlete or just a hot female in general, please send pics of her. Preferably nude and preferably Scat related.....if you dont know what it is, don't look it up cause you'll form a horrible opinion of me! Just kidding folks. Well, I'm out. I need to go catch up on my Paris Hilton news.

PS my boy Ronnie Parsons is trying to get onto I Love New York. Not cause he loves New York, but becausse he loves attention. He's the next big Black Actor. Right behind the black guyu from CSI. So go to www.ilovenewyork2.com and type in Ronniep145. Vote for him please. If you do he'll show you his junk. I've seen it, and I've felt like less of a man since.

MVP (Most Valuable Pat)

I'm sticking to my guns. This is going to be Pat Burrells break out season. Well technically its not his breakout season, but he's going to show us that Pat the Splat is not just Philly's Finest Puss-Hound, but also its 3rd best outfielder! So far he's been a catalyst...first on up on the dugout during mini-brawls, to slap a teammates hand after a sacrifice fly, and first one to put a sock on the door for a teammate about to bang a groupie! What a guy! Listen to me, and let's start the campaign now...Pat Burrell for MVP and Cole Hamels for Cy Young.....we can do it! Well probably not but let's give it the OLD Philadelphia Effort, certainly not the new philly. There hassn't been much effort in this town since 1993....The Sixers in '01 was a fluke, much like Tyrone Hill getting a woman who thinks he's hot! I'm gonna lay off Uncle Chaarlie for a little, his ejection last night got me hard...er um...pumped me up. More on that later...back to Pat the Splat. He actually sesems to be enjoying the game now...with a few exceptions hes played above average and I think its time we reward him for this. I'd offer to buy a hooker, but I think he does more than well enough in the puss department.