Why Being A Philly Sports Fan is Like Having A Slutty Girlfriend

Being a philadelphia sports fan.....

Its seriously like having a whore girlfriend. When you first find her, you think she's all yours. no one else cares like you do. then you find outthat the whole cities been with her too. But you overlook that. She's your girl now, despite her shitty past, and people are generally happy when she's around. Then as your hopes grow, you go out to bars and restaurants with her, you wear those ugly shirts she likes just to please her, then she disappoints you. Lets you down. I mean it was a big day, and she completely overlooked your feelings and thoughts and just did shit her way, and fucked everything up. I've invested a lot of money and time into her and she wont even care enough to ask my opinion?? You mull over the idea of finding another girl, but realize your best bet is to stick with the one you have here. She'll come around. There's no better girl in the nation. As the relationship goes on, your finding out, thats she not exactly telling you everything. She's keeping secrets from you, and your not too happy about it. You've invested a lot into the girl, and feel its your right to know the REAL story. Then you find out, she's been with your best friend. Thats it ... I"M DONE! No more abuse. No more whores. She's let me down too many times. About 6 months later, she calls you back...."Let's make another run at it" she says. "It's our time now" And your sucked in by those words. You get your hopes back up, and decide to try and try again no matter how much she let you down in the past. I mean, she is one of the hottest girls around right now, and your best friend technically cheated when he banged her anyway. I mean, they made a video, but they never watched it. So its back and your sucked in again....on your first date back together, she's still kinda shady, but she's had a rough few weeks so you overlook the minor letdown of this first dance...mainly because its been a while since you got some.....you set a second date for the next day.


To Be Continued after 6:30 est