MVP (Most Valuable Pat)

I'm sticking to my guns. This is going to be Pat Burrells break out season. Well technically its not his breakout season, but he's going to show us that Pat the Splat is not just Philly's Finest Puss-Hound, but also its 3rd best outfielder! So far he's been a catalyst...first on up on the dugout during mini-brawls, to slap a teammates hand after a sacrifice fly, and first one to put a sock on the door for a teammate about to bang a groupie! What a guy! Listen to me, and let's start the campaign now...Pat Burrell for MVP and Cole Hamels for Cy Young.....we can do it! Well probably not but let's give it the OLD Philadelphia Effort, certainly not the new philly. There hassn't been much effort in this town since 1993....The Sixers in '01 was a fluke, much like Tyrone Hill getting a woman who thinks he's hot! I'm gonna lay off Uncle Chaarlie for a little, his ejection last night got me hard...er um...pumped me up. More on that later...back to Pat the Splat. He actually sesems to be enjoying the game now...with a few exceptions hes played above average and I think its time we reward him for this. I'd offer to buy a hooker, but I think he does more than well enough in the puss department.